Friday, July 27, 2007

Nigh-unfathomably complex and epic TWO-PART SPECIAL EDITION

Marmaduke is going kite-flying. However, it's not a good day to fly a kite, and kite-flying isn't one of Marmaduke's strong points.

I am going to take a little vacation for about a week, partially because I am afraid to keep reading; judging by the look on his face in the second panel, the logical continuation of this story involves Marmaduke angrily defending his pride by doing unspeakable things to those little girls, and there's enough horror in this world without having to deal with something like that in the funny pages.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Marmaduke is taking a nap with his owner-man. Marmaduke's owner-lady, who along with her husband is a longtime dry-hump enthusiast, makes a snide comment regarding owner-man's laziness to her backup DH partner.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Did you know that it's Fine Art Week?

Well, it is. What that means for you is literally hours* of entertainment every day this week on my other web blogs... Check out Joe Mathlete Will Draw Anything You Ask Him To for a week's worth of stuff people make me draw on index cards with crayons and markers, and also Joe Mathlete's Great American Blog for my brilliant deconstruction of the works of one of surrealism's greatest visualists, simply titled "Magritte Explained."

Yay! Fine Art Week! Hooray! Wheee!

Marmaduke creator Brad Anderson rails at inequalities in the prejudicial and inherently biased pollster system, as his traditional one-panel format becomes insufficient to contain his scathing and righteous political screeds (this is infinitely more effective if you imagine Marmaduke is a disenfranchised minority rather than a belligerent dog).

Monday, July 23, 2007

Marmaduke is going through heroin withdrawal.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

T-Shirt Update

So I finally got all my ducks in a row and was prepared to send out confirmation emails to those of you who reserved the final MARMADUKE IS AN ASSHOLE t-shirts, and I ended up with Gmail blowing up in my face. Come Monday, I'm either going to figure out what a "PERM_FAILURE: Message rejected for Sector 5 policy reasons" message means, or come up with a different plan. But either way, "stay tuned, campers!"

Gmail is an asshole.

Marmaduke's affair with his owner-lady is gaining new layers of complexity and subtle nuance as their relationship progresses. This strip marks a maturation from Marmaduke's former brand of comedic sex-farce to a sensitive and poignant style of realistic post-Hollywood domestic romance.


Marmaduke wants coffee.