Marmaduke is going kite-flying. However, it's not a good day to fly a kite, and kite-flying isn't one of Marmaduke's strong points.
I am going to take a little vacation for about a week, partially because I am afraid to keep reading; judging by the look on his face in the second panel, the logical continuation of this story involves Marmaduke angrily defending his pride by doing unspeakable things to those little girls, and there's enough horror in this world without having to deal with something like that in the funny pages.
