Marmaduke is staring intensely at one of his owner-lady's houseguests, interrupting the ladies' conversation and showing little regard for etiquette or personal space. Depending on the level of anthropomorphization one wishes to assign to Marmaduke, he is either being extremely rude, extremely threatening, a dog, or some combination thereof.

For the first time ever: JOE MATHLETE RECAPTIONS MARMADUKE!

"Marmaduke, what are you doing?"




"Marmaduke, stop it!"




"Marmaduke, shut up!"




"Marmaduke!"




"You're an asshole."

EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT: T-SHIRTS ARE BACK!

Or will be back soon, like next week or so maybe once I figure a couple things out.

HOWEVER:


Not only will this fine beauty be available for commercial consumption once again; I will also be offering additional designs somewhat more appropriate to wear in front of your grandparents. Stay tuned this week, and make sure to get overly excited.