Saturday, January 20, 2007

Marmaduke will only allow the men from the electric company to read the meter if they bring along something he can fuck.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Marmaduke is angrily demanding that his owner-man throw him a larger fetching-stick.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

NOTE FROM JOE MATHLETE: Sorry, everybody... Imaginary Dental School has been ridiculously stressful lately (I lost my little tiny mirror on a stick thing, and they only give you one of those per semester), and I'm afraid I just don't have enough energy to explain the January 16 2007 edition of Marmaduke.

Fortunately, Marmaduke's owner-lady is doing a reasonable job of shedding some light on today's installment.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Marmaduke is exhibiting early symptoms of Alzheimer's disease.