Hey Houstonians: Come see a small play I wrote, why don't you

It's this Saturday (so, y'know, tomorrow... unless you're reading this in the future, in which case never mind). Here's a link with words and at least one picture to explain a bit more.

Marmaduke lives in a world where a large pack of dogs roaming through the streets is considered a whimsical celebratory spectacle rather than a public health risk.

Marmaduke is tricking his owner-lady into receiving a Diarrhea Eyeball, a popular practical joke from the 1930s and the latest in Marmaduke creator Brad Anderson's stream of antiquated reference to pre-Eisenhower popular culture.

Diarrhea Eyeball reference material: Wikipedia - Practical Joke

Marmaduke, having humiliated astrology, prepares to do the same to a garbageman.

Marmaduke traded away his owner-lady's vacuum cleaner. He traded it away for some bones, then hid the bones in the closet where his owner-lady used to keep her vacuum cleaner.

Marmaduke is chewing on one of the bones now. His owner-lady is looking in the closet, having just discovered that Marmaduke traded away her vacuum cleaner, for some bones. She is beginning to confront him about what he has done (trade away her vacuum cleaner). There seems to be something fucked up going on with Marmaduke's eye.