Friday, June 30, 2006

Marmaduke is preventing a charity organization from aiding the needy simply because he is hungry, and also powerful enough to stop a car with his front legs.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Marmaduke is caught in the act of destroying the shoes of his owner-man, who surprises him with a sarcastic understatement and stern glare.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Marmaduke's owner-lady offers up a lame twist on a tired cliche in a profoundly half-assed effort to explain her beast's wanton property damage.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Marmaduke is being patronized.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Marmaduke recently spent enough time pursuing rabbits that he began mimicking the way they travel, whether consciously or unconsciously. His elderly neighbors notice this.