Thursday, July 27, 2006

Marmaduke is about to be taken for an early-morning walk by his owner-man, who is sleepwalking.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Marmaduke is being annoyed by his fat, elderly neighbor-man's ridiculous steam-powered lawnmower. His fat, elderly neighbor-lady chastises her husband while wearing plaid slacks.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Marmaduke stares out the window of his house at two women taking a walk in 1940s-era fashions, one of whom implies that Marmaduke is a blood relative of his owner-man.

Marmaduke wakes up his owners by licking their feet.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Marmaduke has an incredibly asinine superpower.

Marmaduke lives a very opulent lifestyle that he did not himself earn. In other news, Marmaduke's owner-boy misunderstood his mother's assessment of the dog's undeservedly comfortable living conditions.