Friday, June 29, 2007

Marmaduke is being arrested by two police officers, one of whom has to be reminded to give suspects their Miranda warning. Marmaduke creator Brad Anderson's refusal to settle on a single spelling of the exclamation "woof" begins to border on infuriating.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Marmaduke used to date a hot dog vender. It did not end well, and his difficulty letting go is bordering on illegal.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Marmaduke's fat, elderly neighbor-man offers a nonsensical and asinine aphorism regarding Marmaduke's inexplicably misspelled onomatopoeias. Marmaduke may or may not have his balls caught in a sprinklerhead.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Marmaduke prefers bludgeoning to most other forms of communication.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Marmaduke is going to drink two bottles of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill wine and deflower a teenage Afghan Hound.