This might just be paranoia, but should I be concerned about this? It seems pretty obtuse for a direct threat on my life, but clarity has never been Marmaduke's strong suit.

Marmaduke is an asshole.

(side note: If $10.00 CAR WASH has a franchise in your area, I highly recommend them. They're the only car wash I know that will clean the inside of your windshield, and they only charge ten dollars!)

(let's see if they notice)

Marmaduke is destroying Guernica.

Ha! Fooled you. That's not a real Marmaduke comic; it's one of those index card drawings I do. Today's Marmaduke is garbage (grab a paper, 'cuz all I got it "Marmaduke ate a salesman's shoe"), so I figured I'd share that instead. There's another Marmaduke-related card up on that site from yesterday that you comic strip fans may somewhat enjoy. Feel free to get in on the arting and pick up your own special, made-to-order, customized index card artwork, but let it be known that I do draw other things besides Marmaduke, and the non-Marmaduke requests usually get filled a lot quicker (it's easier to draw when you're not choking down bile).

Self promotion ha cha cha!

Marmaduke's new sexual deviancy is so uniquely specialized that I'm afraid googling to find the exact term might crash my browser. If you're up for it: "sex + fat + bestiality + elderly + rimjob + saltwater + nasal."

Marmaduke's owner-man needs a suit jacket, fedora, and briefcase to go to the grocery store.