Marmaduke wants everyone to know he's a cool dude.

Marmaduke attempts to exchange a bone for some fresh meat, but the butcher begins to explain to him that this particular bone is not valuable enough to successfully barter with at Cave's Meat (even if Marmaduke wanted 7-bone roast, spare ribs, or chicken, all of which are currently on sale).

Marmaduke (or "Marm") overenthusiastically greets a houseguest and is chastised by his owner, who hints that the woman not only came over to their home with no intention of meeting with Marmaduke, but does not at all appreciate his aggressive show of affection.

Marmaduke drew up blueprints for an underground passageway that would allow him to surreptitiously enter his owners' neighbor's kitchen, but said neighbor discovered Marmaduke's plot and confronted him before the project could be completed.