Friday, June 22, 2007

Marmaduke has returned to normal (read: not being funny or making a lot of sense) after yesterday's little scare. This installment seems to feature Owner-Man explaining a bank robbery escape plan to Marmaduke while checking under the beast's jowls for spare change.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Marmaduke isn't given allowance by his-- wait, holy shit, today's Marmaduke is actually kind of funny. What the fuck is going on here.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Marmaduke stole something. His owner-lady is so distressed that she dials a telephone upside-down.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Marmaduke hit his owner-man with a chain to tell him it's time for a 4 AM walk. Owner-Man offers up a fanciful yet impractical alternative that will likely result in Marmaduke hitting him with the chain again.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Marmaduke's owner-lady found a membership certificate to something called the "Bone of the Month Club" in the mail and naturally assumed it was Marmaduke's. In reality, the certificate was made by Marmaduke and intended for her, a relatively cute and clever new tactic in his never-ending quest to subtly communicate to her, in the only way he knows how, that he wants to fuck her.