Saturday, June 17, 2006
Marmaduke has yet again monopolized the time, energy, and finances of his family during one of their periodic day-long shore excursions, and it begins to dawn on them that they are essentially unwitting slaves, operating under the illusion that they have free will even though they are constantly doing the bidding of a gigantic dog.
Friday, June 16, 2006
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Marmaduke has passed out in his owner's lap, prompting a houseguest to comment that having an enormous dog capable of fully immobilizing you just by napping on you must be a "pain in the neck." Marmaduke's owner agrees with this, but qualifies that he is a "sweet pain in the neck," indicating that she has made peace with her decision to care for a hulking canine monstrosity who has no concept of her needs or well-being.
Monday, June 12, 2006
Marmaduke has somehow managed to re-obtain the blueprints for his proposed tunnel (see last Tuesday's Marmaduke for an example of the rich and multi-layered plotting at work here). The female neighbor is curious about the necessity of said blueprints, but her husband (who suffers from mild dementia) cannot recall what the papers refer to, or that he even confiscated them in the first place. Her question goes unanswered, save for his mute, distant gaze.
Sunday, June 11, 2006
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