Marmaduke postures and poses in the hopes that his fat, elderly neighbor-man will photograph him.

Marmaduke has had quite an afternoon of misadventure (Marmaduke Fun Fact: Marmaduke is responsible, either directly or indirectly, for approximately 85% of all criminal activity in his town. It's true... Google it!).

Marmaduke's owner-man desperately clings to the illusion of control, but is clearly grasping at straws.

Marmaduke's owner-lady's jealousy is utterly transparent.

Marmaduke caused his owner-man to get a traffic ticket, despite the fact that he was a pedestrian at the time of the offense.

Marmaduke creator Brad Anderson has been alive for many, many, many years, and sometimes when people get really old, their minds start to get a little bit confused. Remember when Grandma tried to feed her poop to the cat? Yeah...

Don't be sad, though: Marmaduke creator Brad Anderson will be with God soon, and that's what we need to focus on in times like these.

Marmaduke has a mysterious trick where he manifests a visible, glowing angel halo over his head, which he is able to perform whenever the Reverend visits. I guess.

Marmaduke's owner-lady implies to a jowly clergyman that her giant, napping dog is going to keep him immobilized for probably the rest of the day. She also brings him tea.