They would be here today but Paypal and html are once again conspiring against me (so, "technical difficulties").
HOWEVER, I can announce with astonishing certainty the following:
- There will be three shirt designs for sale, each one radder than the last
- Each shirt comes in three different color schemes (no more "white ink on black and to hell with you if you're not down with that")
- Some of the shirts contain absolutely no cuss words whatsoever, meaning you will be able to wear them in front of your grandpa without offending him (though he may find it somewhat confusing)
- Each shirt is available in a "girly tee" design, perfect for both ladies and skinny dudes with breasts
- Those of you festive enough to order your shirts by WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 12 will receive your shirt just in time for Christmas
Tune in tomorrow to get your commerce on, as well as witness the unveiling of the secret (and super-cool) third shirt design. I'll give you a hint: it's about Marmaduke.