Marmaduke and/or his owner-man are being given a traffic ticket because Marmaduke is not wearing his seat belt. Despite the fact that seat belt laws do not apply to dogs in any conceivable scenario, and despite the fact that a seat belt would only serve to injure a dog in the event of an accident, Marmaduke and/or his owner-man are being given a traffic ticket because Marmaduke is not wearing his seat belt.

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