Marmaduke is about to be taken for an early-morning walk by his owner-man, who is sleepwalking.

Marmaduke is being annoyed by his fat, elderly neighbor-man's ridiculous steam-powered lawnmower. His fat, elderly neighbor-lady chastises her husband while wearing plaid slacks.

Marmaduke stares out the window of his house at two women taking a walk in 1940s-era fashions, one of whom implies that Marmaduke is a blood relative of his owner-man.

Marmaduke wakes up his owners by licking their feet.

Marmaduke has an incredibly asinine superpower.

Marmaduke lives a very opulent lifestyle that he did not himself earn. In other news, Marmaduke's owner-boy misunderstood his mother's assessment of the dog's undeservedly comfortable living conditions.

Marmaduke has prominently displayed numerous diplomas from various dog-related educational institutions on the exterior of his doghouse; their gratuitously conspicuous placement, along with his smug facial expression, indicates that Marmaduke is putting on airs in order to impress his neighbors. However, two such neighbors suspect that he obtained the diplomas from online establishments with dubious academic credentials. In the real world, the scenario depicted in today's Marmaduke would be highly implausible.

Marmaduke is being taken for a walk/sprint by his owner-man, who chastises the beast for his unwillingness to carry his own enormous goddamned bone.

Marmaduke ate his owner-lady's cell phone. It is unclear if his motivation was hunger or spite. Also, his owner-lady is named Dottie.

Marmaduke's owner-man has not yet come to terms with the fact that he is his pet Great Dane's bitch.