Marmaduke is interrogated by Owner-Man about an inflammatory dog-authored diatribe that was published in that day's newspaper, as if he is the only dog in town who would write a letter to the editor. Marmaduke resents the implication, so he ignores the question and keeps napping in Owner-Man's chair.

Marmaduke's owner-man lost his job, and with it went his family's dignity and sense of shame. Marmaduke and Owner-Lady are reduced to begging for food while Owner-Man stays at home and drinks.

Marmaduke creator Brad Anderson is proving he is still relevant in the 21st century by tempering his usual blend of phantom humor and obtuse logic with a reference to a hit television program of which he possesses a vague awareness.

Marmaduke, in a highly ironic turn of events, has incarcerated two dog catchers in their own paddywagon and is driving them to parts unknown. One of the dog catchers is having a difficult time accepting the scenario.

Marmaduke is being cock-blocked.

Marmaduke has been in the peanut butter. As he left an giant bone in the jar, Owner-Lady was able to finger him as the culprit without the aid of a Sherlock Holmes.

Marmaduke is playing see-saw with some area children. As he is humongous, he is kicking the living shit out of them; unless they find a really fat kid for their team, Marmaduke is going to get another shutout.

Marmaduke's habit of skulking about in the attic is not appreciated by his sleepy owners, who implore him to stop as he peers down at them through a small window they installed in their ceiling specifically for this strip.

Marmaduke surprised Owner-Lady and caused her to spill what appears to be six gallons worth of milk all over her kitchen table and son. It is unclear whether Marmaduke's actions were mischievous or spiteful, but the smart money is on spiteful.

Marmaduke is utilizing his gargantuan strength and uniquely canine disregard for local building codes to construct his owners a swimming pool. Also, Owner-Girl is developing into quite the braggart.