Marmaduke is forcing his owner-lady to buy a car large enough to comfortably fit him and all of his bastard children.

Marmaduke is going to murder a squirrel for disrespecting him, just as soon as he can figure out how to climb a tree.

Marmaduke wants to challange the dogcatcher to a duel.

Marmaduke stole a trophy, and also a tennis racket.

Marmaduke convinced his city council via threats, intimidation, and being humongous to honor him with his own street.