Marmaduke is an asshole.

(side note: If $10.00 CAR WASH has a franchise in your area, I highly recommend them. They're the only car wash I know that will clean the inside of your windshield, and they only charge ten dollars!)

(let's see if they notice)

Marmaduke is destroying Guernica.

Ha! Fooled you. That's not a real Marmaduke comic; it's one of those index card drawings I do. Today's Marmaduke is garbage (grab a paper, 'cuz all I got it "Marmaduke ate a salesman's shoe"), so I figured I'd share that instead. There's another Marmaduke-related card up on that site from yesterday that you comic strip fans may somewhat enjoy. Feel free to get in on the arting and pick up your own special, made-to-order, customized index card artwork, but let it be known that I do draw other things besides Marmaduke, and the non-Marmaduke requests usually get filled a lot quicker (it's easier to draw when you're not choking down bile).

Self promotion ha cha cha!

Marmaduke's new sexual deviancy is so uniquely specialized that I'm afraid googling to find the exact term might crash my browser. If you're up for it: "sex + fat + bestiality + elderly + rimjob + saltwater + nasal."

Marmaduke's owner-man needs a suit jacket, fedora, and briefcase to go to the grocery store.

Marmaduke's fat, elderly neighbor man poisoned Marmaduke and several other dogs.

Also: JESUS CHRIST BRAD ANDERSON, GROW SOME SHAME.

Marmaduke's fat, elderly neighbor asks Marmaduke why he is stealing his hose in order to fill a bucket with water. Obviously it's because he's an asshole. What I want to know is, why is Marmaduke filling a bucket with water? Just so he can have a reason to steal a hose and mildly annoy somebody?

Marmaduke is losing his edge.

Marmaduke is unpacking the groceries the way Marmaduke wants to unpack the groceries.

Marmaduke likes to pack as much fun as possible into the last few days of summer.

Just curious: JOE MATHLETE EXPLAINS TODAY'S BETTY

Apparently this is a comic strip in newspapers nowadays. It's about a woman named Betty. Let's see how this goes.

Betty's son likes "ska-punk," but does not like "emo." Betty patronizes him until he is convinced to let her buy him an inexpensive shirt.

Marmaduke's owner-man is dying.