Friday, September 21, 2007

Marmaduke wants some 7-bone roast from "fresh MEAT," a local butcher shop. Marmaduke's owner-man goes through the motions of trying to prevent Marmaduke from doing so, creating the illusion of attempted control that will serve as his alibi for when his enormous and unstoppable dog inevitably destroys the store and everything in it.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Marmaduke drooled on his owner-lady's cookbook.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Marmaduke is putting on airs.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Marmaduke is a syllogomaniac and I just bought a word-of-the-day calendar.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Marmaduke stole from a gypsy, turning every stereotype I've ever heard about gypsies on its head.