Saturday, December 30, 2006
Friday, December 29, 2006
Marmaduke (who did not actually die yesterday) is crying because he can no longer use Christmas tree decorations to choke himself for sexual gratification. He also appears to be melting.
Posted by Joe Mathlete at 5:10 PM
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Marmaduke has finally died, thus completing the 2006 American Icon Yuletide Expiration Hat-Trick that James Brown and Gerald Ford kicked off several days ago. It remains uncertain whether he committed suicide, was murdered by his owner-girl (who did a fantastic job at making it look like an accident), or simply lost his balance in one of his frequent auto erotic asphyxiation binges.
Posted by Joe Mathlete at 2:51 PM
Monday, December 25, 2006
Marmaduke is about to do to Christmas what he does to most everything in his world: destroy it with the aid of some improbably-acquired props and/or costume pieces.
Posted by Joe Mathlete at 11:51 AM
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