Friday, August 31, 2007


Marmaduke's fat, elderly neighbor man poisoned Marmaduke and several other dogs.

Also: JESUS CHRIST BRAD ANDERSON, GROW SOME SHAME.

Thursday, August 30, 2007


Marmaduke's fat, elderly neighbor asks Marmaduke why he is stealing his hose in order to fill a bucket with water. Obviously it's because he's an asshole. What I want to know is, why is Marmaduke filling a bucket with water? Just so he can have a reason to steal a hose and mildly annoy somebody?

Marmaduke is losing his edge.

Marmaduke is unpacking the groceries the way Marmaduke wants to unpack the groceries.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007


Marmaduke likes to pack as much fun as possible into the last few days of summer.

Just curious: JOE MATHLETE EXPLAINS TODAY'S BETTY


Apparently this is a comic strip in newspapers nowadays. It's about a woman named Betty. Let's see how this goes.

Betty's son likes "ska-punk," but does not like "emo." Betty patronizes him until he is convinced to let her buy him an inexpensive shirt.

Monday, August 27, 2007


Marmaduke's owner-man is dying.