Friday, October 20, 2006

Marmaduke tries and fails to re-ignite the flame of passion in his relationship with his distant, careerist owner-man.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Marmaduke is a l33t h4x0r.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Marmaduke considers improving his golf game more important than his owner-lady's social life. Owner-Lady disagrees, but her request for Marmaduke to accommodate her and her friend proves futile.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Marmaduke's paradoxical facial expression fills his owners with a sense of dread.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Marmaduke likes to let the neighborhood kids use his indoor pool. It is possible that Marmaduke's doghouse defies the laws of physics and has a larger interior than exterior, or has a trap door that leads to a large underground cavern/living space, but most likely Marmaduke just has a teeny tiny pool and the neighborhood kids have low thresholds for entertainment.

Marmaduke lives in a world where you can telephone God via a special hotline.