Saturday, March 31, 2007

Marmaduke wants to run on the walking trail, and to hell with the sign.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007


I had no idea that'd happen. And I didn't even get sued (yet). As of today, all shirts have been mailed out save for the ones folks have ordered in the last several days; those will be on their way sooner than sooner. A second printing is not out of the question, but I'm starting my required Imaginary Dental School Community service outreach mission trip next week (I'm doing discounted fillings for underprivileged car salesmen in suburban Orlando), so it might be awhile until I have enough time to start another for-profit venture like that.

A couple of notes:

1. If you pre-ordered a shirt and it arrived without your pre-order index card artwork, fear
not: I decided to mail those that I haven't yet completed separately, rather than wait to mail out the shirts until I finished drawing everything.
2. I'm sorry if you wrote to me regarding shirt ideas/requests and did not receive a response; capitalism just kind of overwhelmed me for awhile. If I do make more shirts in the future, I promise I will consider designs without cusses (so you can wear them to school, church, grandma's house, or all of the above), shirts in colors besides black (in case you're not goth), girl-style shirts (for ladies, or lady-shaped guys), and toddler-sized shirts (dunno how cost-effective this would be, but Jesus Christ I love the idea of a baby wearing a shirt with the word "ASSHOLE" on it).
3. If you're the guy from Australia who ordered a shirt, then emailed me asking how much extra postage you needed to send me, it's $4.15. Your email keeps bouncing. Also, that's $4.15 in American currency (unless Australian money is worth more, in which case... aw, fuck, I should've googled that first).
Marmaduke is unable to improve the scent of his owner-lady's perfume.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Marmaduke threatens to bludgeon his owner-man with a skateboard unless he takes him on a walk.