Thursday, November 16, 2006
Marmaduke is running so fast that his owner-man caught an updraft and is flailing in the air behind him like a kite. Kayla witnesses Owner-Man's plight and is quickly brought down a peg or two by Marmaduke's owner-girl, who finds it easier and more fulfilling to label people than to turn halfway around.
Posted by Joe Mathlete at 8:47 PM
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Marmaduke gave an elderly homosexual couple a very dog-centric Christmas gift, despite the fact that Christmas is not for another month and a half.
Posted by Joe Mathlete at 2:28 AM
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Monday, November 13, 2006
Posted by Joe Mathlete at 3:42 PM
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Marmaduke, with his tendency to casually destroy both sporting goods and the carefree joy of children at play, is forcing a remarkably well-organized and well-equipped group of pre-adolescent football enthusiasts to draft special rules for their unsupervised pickup game.
Posted by Joe Mathlete at 9:48 PM
Marmaduke is reading the latest issue of Dogs over Owner-Man's shoulder, forcing him to adjust his periodical-browsing pace to that of a Great Dane. Also, you can't quite see because of the way he is obscured by the armchair, but Marmaduke is horny as shit.
Posted by Joe Mathlete at 9:36 PM
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