Thursday, November 16, 2006

Marmaduke is running so fast that his owner-man caught an updraft and is flailing in the air behind him like a kite. Kayla witnesses Owner-Man's plight and is quickly brought down a peg or two by Marmaduke's owner-girl, who finds it easier and more fulfilling to label people than to turn halfway around.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Marmaduke gave an elderly homosexual couple a very dog-centric Christmas gift, despite the fact that Christmas is not for another month and a half.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Marmaduke's owner-lady is being a total bitch.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Marmaduke is attempting to capitalize upon his neighborhood's gentrification.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Marmaduke, with his tendency to casually destroy both sporting goods and the carefree joy of children at play, is forcing a remarkably well-organized and well-equipped group of pre-adolescent football enthusiasts to draft special rules for their unsupervised pickup game.
Marmaduke is reading the latest issue of Dogs over Owner-Man's shoulder, forcing him to adjust his periodical-browsing pace to that of a Great Dane. Also, you can't quite see because of the way he is obscured by the armchair, but Marmaduke is horny as shit.