Friday, October 06, 2006
Marmaduke is "remodeling his kitchen" (Fat Elderly Neighbor-Man's slang for gnawing on a sink while standing in the middle of a backyard, a popular Depression-era pastime).
Posted by Joe Mathlete at 5:46 PM
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Marmaduke's owner-girl tries to dissuade him from fucking a dog one-quarter his size through the power of rhyme.
Posted by Joe Mathlete at 12:59 PM
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Marmaduke, for all his worldiness, does not fully comprehend that a bone has little or no value to most humans. His attempted barter with a Ziggy-esque butcher ends in minor yet palpable embarassment.
Posted by Joe Mathlete at 12:34 PM
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Monday, October 02, 2006
Marmaduke's owner-lady drinks tea with a friend and attempts to spin her family's complete lack of authority over their pet in a positive light. Meanwhile, Marmaduke looks out the window at their quiet suburban neighborhood, plotting against all he sees.
Posted by Joe Mathlete at 8:05 AM
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