Friday, November 09, 2007
Marmaduke destroyed or disturbed nearly every item in the house for reasons still at large. His owner-lady offers several hypotheses for the rampage that vary wildly in probability, failing to touch upon the most likely and obvious explanation (Marmaduke felt like it).
Posted by Joe Mathlete at 3:11 PM
Thursday, November 08, 2007
Marmaduke's fat, elderly neighbor has been huffing paint thinner again, which does not mix well with his Alzheimer's.
Posted by Joe Mathlete at 2:03 PM
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
Marmaduke, in an exquisitely ironic bit of comical juxtaposition, is being disobedient on the way to obedience school.
Posted by Joe Mathlete at 2:09 PM
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Marmaduke's owner-man and owner-lady are not going to let him watch any more Fred Astaire movies, as they give him horrifically violent seizures.
Posted by Joe Mathlete at 2:34 AM
Monday, November 05, 2007
Marmaduke is licking his owner-girl's mouth because it tastes like strawberries. Though it makes perfect sense for a dog to do this, I still find something about today's Marmaduke vaguely upsetting.
Posted by Joe Mathlete at 1:00 AM
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