Friday, May 04, 2007

Marmaduke is going to murder a squirrel for disrespecting him, just as soon as he can figure out how to climb a tree.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Marmaduke wants to challange the dogcatcher to a duel.

Marmaduke stole a trophy, and also a tennis racket.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Marmaduke convinced his city council via threats, intimidation, and being humongous to honor him with his own street.

Monday, April 30, 2007

Marmaduke may or may not have just gotten a tattoo. This upsets his owner-couple, who consider themselves to be extremely straitlaced (despite the fact that they apparently enjoy dry-humping in front of tattoo parlors in broad daylight).