Monday, June 18, 2007

Marmaduke's owner-lady found a membership certificate to something called the "Bone of the Month Club" in the mail and naturally assumed it was Marmaduke's. In reality, the certificate was made by Marmaduke and intended for her, a relatively cute and clever new tactic in his never-ending quest to subtly communicate to her, in the only way he knows how, that he wants to fuck her.