Friday, February 02, 2007

Marmaduke and/or his owner-man are being given a traffic ticket because Marmaduke is not wearing his seat belt. Despite the fact that seat belt laws do not apply to dogs in any conceivable scenario, and despite the fact that a seat belt would only serve to injure a dog in the event of an accident, Marmaduke and/or his owner-man are being given a traffic ticket because Marmaduke is not wearing his seat belt.

Today's the last day to pre-order your very own MARMADUKE IS AN ASSHOLE t-shirt. You can post-pre-order them too, but that's not nearly as fun. What are you waiting for? Click the thing to go to the thing to get the thing! Do it!