Marmaduke, who is skateboarding, knocks over a man in an ill-fitting suit who had previously seen everything but a skateboarding dog knocking him over.

Marmaduke stole his owner-man's car keys, which he used to steal his owner-man's van. Owner man is too busy wearing a fedora to realize this.

Marmaduke ate his owner-children while they were making sandwiches, but now finds himself overcome with remorse. The reality of the situation has not yet hit Marmaduke's owner lady, who so far has only noticed her giant Great Dane weeping into her children's backpack.

Marmaduke ordered a dumptruck and a dumptruck's worth of bones from Ace, a guy who sells ridiculous bullshit to dogs.

Marmaduke sold the naming rights to his doghouse (to Cave's Meats).

Marmaduke is inspecting his owner-boy's backpack. Marmaduke's owner-boy tells two identical twins standing thirty inches to his side that Marmaduke is inspecting his backpack, and he will have to wait until Marmaduke finishes until he can meet them where they are.

Marmaduke is suffering from agoraphobia.

Marmaduke is getting an early start on his Christmas wish list.

Marmaduke punishes an elegantly-dressed houseguest's lack of specificity with a sly lapful of frottage.

You stop for a ball?

You stop for a ball?

You stop for a ball?