Marmaduke surprised Owner-Lady and caused her to spill what appears to be six gallons worth of milk all over her kitchen table and son. It is unclear whether Marmaduke's actions were mischievous or spiteful, but the smart money is on spiteful.

Marmaduke is utilizing his gargantuan strength and uniquely canine disregard for local building codes to construct his owners a swimming pool. Also, Owner-Girl is developing into quite the braggart.

Marmaduke is dying.

Marmaduke chased that squirrel into the house and now it's his best friend.

Marmaduke's considerable body mass is too much for his fat, elderly neighbors' fence to support. They make plans to discuss the matter with Winslow.

Marmaduke was playing with a fly, but the fly turned out to be a bee, and the bee stung Marmaduke right on his nose and hurt his nose and Owner-Girl saw the whole thing as it happened and didn't do a goddamned thing to stop it.

Marmaduke spots a smaller dog being toted around the block while on his afternoon walk, envies its portability and general lifestyle, decides he is sick of walking, and demands that Owner-Lady suck it up and carry him. Owner-Lady balks.

Marmaduke planned on eating dinner with his fat, elderly neighbors, but they are having something he doesn't like to eat and he flips a shit.

Marmaduke has been eating expired foodstuffs out of the refrigerator, which gives his breath an unpleasant odor. Owner-Man is more disgusted by Marmaduke's bad breath than he is by his dog eating out of the refrigerator. I don't know what the dandelions are for.

Marmaduke is dying.