Marmaduke asked for and was granted a rear entrance to his doghouse, just so his tail could fit out the back. Presumably his owners were willing to carry out such an asinine request because of how enormously impressive it must have been for a dog to communicate such a specific desire.

Joe Mathlete is in Ohio

So just chill out and look at this. I have no idea what it's from. Someone else showed it to me, and he says he doesn't know what it's from either. This will have to do for my blog entries this week.

Marmaduke is getting some love from several beach honeys while his owner-man longingly gazes at the forbidden fruit. His wistful ogling does not go unnoticed by Marmaduke's owner-lady, and their marital tensions are pushed to the breaking point.

Marmaduke picked up his inordinate slothfulness from his owner-man (to whom, as it was recently revealed, he is related).

Marmaduke is about to be taken for an early-morning walk by his owner-man, who is sleepwalking.

Marmaduke is being annoyed by his fat, elderly neighbor-man's ridiculous steam-powered lawnmower. His fat, elderly neighbor-lady chastises her husband while wearing plaid slacks.

Marmaduke stares out the window of his house at two women taking a walk in 1940s-era fashions, one of whom implies that Marmaduke is a blood relative of his owner-man.

Marmaduke wakes up his owners by licking their feet.

Marmaduke has an incredibly asinine superpower.

Marmaduke lives a very opulent lifestyle that he did not himself earn. In other news, Marmaduke's owner-boy misunderstood his mother's assessment of the dog's undeservedly comfortable living conditions.