Saturday, January 06, 2007

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Marmaduke and his owner-man are snoring discordantly. Owner-lady is upset that their harmonies are off, but is fine with the fact that a hum...
Friday, January 05, 2007

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Marmaduke sneezed so hard his doghouse collapsed, severely injuring him. His owner-lady gawks and issues a dry understatement instead of off...
Thursday, January 04, 2007

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Marmaduke can apparently read and write , but somehow the concept that he can also understand spoken English is beyond Owner-Man's gras...
Wednesday, January 03, 2007

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Marmaduke has taught his owner-boy the two most important principles by which he leads his life: get into mischief (in this case with dozens...
Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Imaginary Dental School is going well; thank you for asking

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Happy Year of the Boar, Marmaduke explanation enthusiasts... While the rest of you were out having fun setting off roman candles and drinkin...
Monday, January 01, 2007

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Marmaduke killed and ate Santa Claus.
Saturday, December 30, 2006

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Marmaduke put his owner-man in his place.
Friday, December 29, 2006

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Marmaduke (who did not actually die yesterday ) is crying because he can no longer use Christmas tree decorations to choke himself for sexua...
Thursday, December 28, 2006

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Marmaduke has finally died, thus completing the 2006 American Icon Yuletide Expiration Hat-Trick that James Brown and Gerald Ford kicked off...
Monday, December 25, 2006

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Marmaduke is about to do to Christmas what he does to most everything in his world: destroy it with the aid of some improbably-acquired prop...