Oh dear

I'm sorry about all that... I may need to take a little vacation from this. I guess it was only a matter of time until I hit my breaking point.

We'll see how I feel next Monday, but there really is only so much of this hateful beast a man can take before he turns profane and/or violent so I'm not holding my breath for that quick a recovery. Anyway, perhaps you should read this for now.

Fuck fuck shit fuck goddamn shit fucking hell jesus fucking pissfuck shit christ asscrap shit fucky fuck motherfuck goddammit shitfucking fuck fuck.

Marmaduke and his owner-man hate hippies, and large dogs that look like hippies.

Marmaduke is about to eat yet another salesman.

Marmaduke adds an Oedipus complex to its litany of featured sexual perversions, which in this strip alone already include bestiality and, of course, frottaging.