Wednesday, June 04, 2008

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Marmaduke is doing a blind taste test. Marmaduke's owner-family refuses to buy him dog food that isn't made from vomit, which finall...
Monday, May 26, 2008

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Marmaduke is forcibly dry-humping his owner-man. Marmaduke's attention-starved owner-lady blathers something about eating some weird kin...
Saturday, May 03, 2008

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Marmaduke, according to his owner-man, chug-a-lugged (sic) his food so fast he got hiccups (also colloquially referred to as "whif-ups,...
Wednesday, April 30, 2008

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Marmaduke is afraid of cats. Wait, what the fuck?
Monday, April 28, 2008

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Marmaduke is an asshole.
Thursday, April 24, 2008

I am talking about the internet tomorrow (in real life)

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If you want to watch it on your computer, here is some information (copypasted from an email I just got): "LIVE-STREAMING: ROFLCon pane...
Monday, April 21, 2008

Joe Mathlete Publicly Responds To Some Of Your Correspondance From Like A Month Or Two Ago

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The following messages were sent to my band's MySpace account , as I guess it's kind of hard to find my email address (sk8erboi420@h...

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Marmaduke is paralyzed by the pressure of choosing which of two objects he should spend his day chewing on. Marmaduke's owner-lady mocks...
Thursday, April 17, 2008

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Marmaduke, bereft of any vestiges of morality as ever, tried to cheat at a game of poker. What's worse than that, it was at a game made ...
Tuesday, April 15, 2008

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Marmaduke's impotent neighborhood dogcatchers have delusions of grandeur.