JOE MATHLETE EXPLAINS TODAY'S MARMADUKE

JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH OWNER-MAN'S TORSO. I fully understand that nobody edits these things for clarity, or to make...

Marmaduke was arrested for public intoxication. The original caption referenced this, but it was changed at the last minute since you're...

Marmaduke's neighbors notice that he installed a chimney in his doghouse, which allows them to finally figure out how cold their winter ...

Marmaduke is asleep on the floor, having binged until he passed out. His owner-man explains to a suit-wearing houseguest and his jowls that ...

Marmaduke is violently second-guessing the computer that navigates his owner-man's minivan.

Marmaduke wants to run on the walking trail, and to hell with the sign.

I had no idea that'd happen. And I didn't even get sued (yet). As of today, all shirts have been mailed out save for the ones folks...

Marmaduke is unable to improve the scent of his owner-lady's perfume.

Marmaduke threatens to bludgeon his owner-man with a skateboard unless he takes him on a walk.

Marmaduke got a new cell phone, wants some maple syrup on his breakfast, and is an asshole.