JOE MATHLETE EXPLAINS TODAY'S MARMADUKE

Marmaduke wants to run on the walking trail, and to hell with the sign.

I had no idea that'd happen. And I didn't even get sued (yet). As of today, all shirts have been mailed out save for the ones folks...

Marmaduke is unable to improve the scent of his owner-lady's perfume.

Marmaduke threatens to bludgeon his owner-man with a skateboard unless he takes him on a walk.

Marmaduke got a new cell phone, wants some maple syrup on his breakfast, and is an asshole.

Marmaduke is confronted by a large swarm of his illegitimate children while on a walk. His owner-man tries to help him save face in front o...

Marmaduke swallowed Sarah's wristwatch and he's sick to his stomach. Marmaduke's owner-girl makes a watch-related pun so asinin...

I don't usually do this , but this one is actually pretty clear-cut. Marmaduke was captured by animal control. Once placed inside the pe...

I've got a crap-ton of t-shirts to mail out this week; my goal is to get completely caught up with all pending shirt orders by the week...

Marmaduke, who does not want to play fetch, reminds two young boys that he is a dangerous and amoral carnivore four times their size who is ...