JOE MATHLETE EXPLAINS TODAY'S MARMADUKE

Marmaduke got a new cell phone, wants some maple syrup on his breakfast, and is an asshole.

Marmaduke is confronted by a large swarm of his illegitimate children while on a walk. His owner-man tries to help him save face in front o...

Marmaduke swallowed Sarah's wristwatch and he's sick to his stomach. Marmaduke's owner-girl makes a watch-related pun so asinin...

I don't usually do this , but this one is actually pretty clear-cut. Marmaduke was captured by animal control. Once placed inside the pe...

I've got a crap-ton of t-shirts to mail out this week; my goal is to get completely caught up with all pending shirt orders by the week...

Marmaduke, who does not want to play fetch, reminds two young boys that he is a dangerous and amoral carnivore four times their size who is ...

Marmaduke is eating a bowl of fireworks for breakfast while his owner-boy blurts out non- sequiturs .

Marmaduke's owner-man has been reading my blog.

Marmaduke and his owner-girl are looking at pornography. Put on the spot when her father walks in the room, Owner-Girl panics and offers up ...

Marmaduke is cheating on his girlfriend.