JOE MATHLETE EXPLAINS TODAY'S MARMADUKE
in 500 words or less
Friday, February 02, 2007
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Marmaduke and/or his owner-man are being given a traffic ticket because Marmaduke is not wearing his seat belt. Despite the fact that seat b...
Thursday, February 01, 2007
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Marmaduke, due to his considerable proportions, is able to sit on a couch the way a person would. His owner-lady tries to spin this to her f...
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
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Marmaduke's owner-girl jokingly makes reference to an old superstition in order to explain to her friend that her hulking, monstrous dog...
Monday, January 29, 2007
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Marmaduke put the bone in the toaster.
Sunday, January 28, 2007
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Marmaduke and/or his owner-girl (and, either way, Marmaduke creator Brad Anderson by extension) are mocking the slang and crass consumerism...
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Let's get mersh: ANNOUNCING THE FIRST-EVER MARMADUKE EXPLAINED T-SHIRTS (plus: "Joe Mathlete Will Draw Anything You Ask Him To On An Index Card")
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(EDIT: On account of blogger messing up the HTML I copypasted from Paypal.com, and also on account of me not knowing how to do website thing...
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
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Marmaduke has turned into a comic strip starring an angry old codger who yells at gigantic floating onomatopoeias. This (possibly autobiogra...
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
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Marmaduke is attempting to impress his owner-lady by showing her how fancy he is. His misguided, half-assed demonstration proves ineffective...
Monday, January 22, 2007
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Marmaduke ate so much over the holidays that a smarmy doctor gave him a nickname.
Saturday, January 20, 2007
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Marmaduke will only allow the men from the electric company to read the meter if they bring along something he can fuck.
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